you've got blow.

Did you know that one of every five one-dollar bills has traces of cocaine on it.

I was told this, and I'm not kidding, by someone who works for the CIA.
They've tested it and analyzed it because there was a man in an airport
who got some food, payed with a $20 and got change. He was traveling
internationally and eventually went through customs/security. There
were drug sniffing dogs there and the dogs wouldn't leave him alone. After
some grueling hours, they asked him about his small wad of one-dollar bills
and he explained he had gotten change, luckily had the receipt and the bills
matched up with the change that he had on him. And that was all they could
find. They let him go. We are all just a step away from being locked up, really.
Truly.

Oh, on the TV right now is that episode of cheaters where the host got stabbed. It's such a good episode. Now that's entertainment... these people are stealing our jobs!