you know what sucks>!?

When stuff gets broken into.
When that "stuff" is your house.
When the way they got into your "stuff", was through your bedroom window.
you know what sucks>!?
When stuff gets stolen.
When a laptop containing a good portion of your life gets stolen.
When you realize as time goes on that more and more stuff was stolen than you originally thought.
When the stuff like your wallet, with social security number, is included in the taking.
When you now have to worry about identity theft.

You know what's funny, when they steal your STUPID HEADSHOTS. The last 50 I had. Now, they were next to the computer bag, so they didn't go straight for them, but still...

Here's the list so far. If you jerks who stole my computer happen to read this, I hope you're happy. The "stuff" itself is just stuff. Have at it, but for the sentimental stuff... You will get karmically served.

Just stuff: IPod, Playstation 2, Laptop, digital camera (replacement for the stolen one in NYC), computer bag, wallet, cash, some PS2 games, red suitcase, credit cards, deposit slips, jewelry, I'm sure more stuff that I don't yet know about... and some of the room-dawgs stuff, his PS2, some games and cash, and I'm sure more stuff that he doesn't yet know about. "They" didn't go upstairs.

The karma that will serve you: not all, but most, of my original songs and lyrics that I don't have any other copies of (this includes recordings that I did, chords, etc), all of my digital pictures that arent's on flickr (I now thank GOD for Flickr), an expensive necklace that my Dad bought for me, not all, but most, of my original songs and lyrics that I don't have any other copies of... I listed that twice on purpose. It may be the worst of the loses. It's my fault for not backing up my computer EVER. Let this be a lesson. Don't forget to BACK THAT THING UP!

SOAP dish

Midnight zero one showing. Eight. Eighteen. ot 6. Snakes on a Plane lives up to all the pre-hype.

E = E

When Einstein meets Elvis we all win. This is my improv team Einstein meets Elvis. We love turkey legs and only turkey legs. The rest of the turkey we give out to other improv teams or audience members. Whoever will take the nasty parts of the turkey. But don't touch the turkey legs!

Come to our show Saturday at the Relapse Theatre. 9:30pm. Especially if you want some nasty turkey parts. If you ever eat a turkey leg, don't eat it like Brad. He holds it funny and stares at it for long periods of time before eating it. It makes everyone, including him, uncomfortable. Go to JaCKPie for more show info, go here for more Brad info.

Something old on something new

Well, we did this little video-sketch gem (read: me running in slow motion) before youtube was around. I guess maybe a year and a half ago, maybe two. Maybe more. I don't know. One of my NYC buddies, Jovbey or Joe, decided to throw it up on that piece for funsies. There have been similar 'spoofs', but when we originally did it, the theme wasn't over-done or 'outdated'. You'll get the idea. Check it out. Oh, and I'm the blonde. That IS my natural hair color. Which will be my hair color again soon. Blondes DO have more fun.

Watch Prozatene

hip-hop(eful)

So, you guys who know me, know I have a varying taste in cinema. I have my fav's being Wes Anderson stuff, Eternal Sunshine, She's So lovely, etc. Horror movies, though I can't watch them alone. Mostly really dark comedies or just plain dark is what I really love. Then I have the other side of taste, which I know are crappy and just for pure entertainment and glitz. If there is dancing in the movie, I will pretty much see it. And talk about how good or bad the dancing is/was afterward. I am entitled to my opinions. I have strong opinions about dancing movies. So I am, of course, excited about Step Up. Yes, it is a Save the Last Dance/8 Mile mash-up. Going to see it with Bode on opening night. We will, of course, be having crack margaritas at El Azteca later that evening. So some of you can expect some drunk dialing from us, which usually includes some singing.

Yes, I am also going to opening night of Rocky Balboa, it may be terrible. But I can't wait to see it. Hopefully, there's no dancing in it.

But what I'm really excited about... is ... Idlewild. Starring: Andre' Benjamin and Antwan "Big Boi" Patton (yes, Outkast), Ben Vereen (yes, of Benson), Cicely Tyson, Terrance Howard, Bruce Bruce, Ving Rhames, Patty LaBelle and others. I don't foresee anyway this one will disappoint. At the very least, Outkast does nothing unless they commit to it 120.

a show. check it out!

hey guys. come out if you can!

Saturday with JaCKPie. This week only, say "pickle juice in my ear" and get your ticket for $1. To both shows. That's right. Cheaper than a bottled Coca-Cola, the same price as a few things at the dollar store and more expensive than an Andies Candy! Make the right choice. If you don't choose the slice of pie, then you don't know Jack!

9:30pm
America - it can only happen here!
Mike the Brune, Chris mr. irreverent Nik, double entendre Jen Caldwell & Jim gall-bladder Karwisch

Babies mit Bearden
Damian mad scientist Dunn, Brad cloth Kloth & Mike turncoat judas Brune

11pm
Knucklebones
4v4 Challenge
This crazy fun show allows improvisers to create (and sometimes have it created for them) a team and a form on the spot. This week the teams are created in advance but what in the world will they do?? Find out when you show up.

Team 1: Chris Nik, Spencer Holland, Wes Schrader and Jim Karwisch V.S.
Team 2: Brad Kloth, Jen Caldwell, Sean Gaynor and Damian Dunn